Are You There...

[katstales]

...Chris Baty? It's me, Kat. I was just wondering...

Is it still a grievous infraction of NaNo laws rules if I only cleaned half the stove? And I admit that I did wash all of the dishes, but that was right before dinner and since we've now eaten there are more dirty dishes in the sink, so does that count, too??? Oh, and I'm sorry, but I do draw the line at recycling undies, so I did laundry today also.

As penance for my crimes errors in judgment, I have vowed to at least double my normal amount of caffeine consumption for the day. To that end, I am now almost halfway through my second 44oz Diet Coke since noon. If this is not an acceptable atonement, I will sorta gladly submit to whatever punishment you deem appropriate. Probably.

Amen.