Letter to Cupid meme--Naughty or Nice?

Gakked from belisse, here's the "nice" version:

	Dear Cupid, This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
We were playing spin the bottle and Gumnut tried to kiss my lips but missed and kissed me in the eye (consequently blinding me for 3 days). The restraining order that Gategeeks put on me was upped to 500 feet. I tried to seduce Theyllek with the whole ‘secret admirer’ bit but then lost interest.
So, as you can see, it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Meliaka fall in love with me this Valentine's day? Sincerely,
Take this Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
( or, take the 'adult' version at QuizUniverse.com )

( Or if you prefer, the naughty version. )