More Meme-age

[katstales]

I seem to be finding a lot of these amusing lately. What's up with that?!

First, gakked from belisse, my letter to Santa. Apparently, I've been far busier than I remembered--especially when I visited Canada last May around MediaWest time...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In November I helped meliaka across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole smileraniko's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1682 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, katstale

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And second, lifted from alasse_fae, my Star Wars horoscope. Funny, whenever anyone has used the words "full of" in regard to my person, I don't ever recall the word "wisdom" following... :D

Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius

You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely. You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly. And your philosophical side always peeks through. Star wars character you are most like: Yoda

What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?