More Meme-age

I seem to be finding a lot of these amusing lately. What's up with that?!

First, gakked from belisse, my letter to Santa. Apparently, I've been far busier than I remembered--especially when I visited Canada last May around MediaWest time...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In November I helped meliaka across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole smileraniko's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1682 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, katstale

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And second, lifted from alasse_fae, my Star Wars horoscope. Funny, whenever anyone has used the words "full of" in regard to my person, I don't ever recall the word "wisdom" following... :D

Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius

You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely. You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly. And your philosophical side always peeks through. Star wars character you are most like: Yoda

What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Another Progress Report

Getting oh-so-close now. I think tomorrow might be the finish (aside from edits)--I hope!! ::crosses fingers:: Here's what I accomplished:

Title: Of Madmen, Minions, and Christmas Miracles
Words Written: 1635 on 12/20 (9538 total so far)
Progress: Reworked a couple of prior scenes that I wasn't happy with, including the Wraith encounter; finished scene with the narrator in the infirmary; finished flashback scene with narrator at the end of the Wraith encounter; finished scene with team in the infirmary & set up next mission flashback.

I'm definitely going to bust the word limit at this rate. ::sigh:: I'm going to try to edit it after the whole thing is written and see if I can't whittle it down to 10k...or at least close to it.